Celebrity Wiff Waff, Round Three: Top of the Table for Gethin!

TV Presenter Gethin Jones finally showed his true potential in the fiercely competitive competition, finishing top of the leader board after Round 3. With the picnic table spread of marmite and peanut butter sandwiches proving less than alluring to the hunky Welshman, Gethin sailed through his early games, faltering only slightly when chocolate profiteroles were served.

A sterling performance by Christine saw her avoid the play off this week, but a wardrobe malfunction for Karen Pickering saw her drop into the bottom two for the first time, where she faced the aggressive Frenchman Eric Cantona. It seems the public were singularly unimpressed with the ex-Manchester United player’s sudden recital of Hamlet’s soliloquy, with many message boarders on the forum slamming him for using the Wiff Waff competition as a springboard to re-launch his acting career, a move strenuously denied by his publicist.

As the play-off got under way, Karen's determination and confidence sucked the last piece of resistance from Eric, who launched a karate kid across the judges table (Ed: You mean a karate kick. Joe: I know what I mean) resulting in an immediate disqualification. Nicky expressed disappointment that the best dressed contender was out, slagging off Karen’s misfiring attire at the same time, while Boris pinned Eric up against the wall and stated: “Not on my patch, matey.” Desmond had turned up the volume on his Ipod and was skanking along to Bob Marley, completely oblivious.