A driver, apparently under the influence of alcohol, tried to ram raid the cash machine at a Tesco supermarket in a Rolls Royce Silver Spirit, injuring six people in the attempt.
A shopper who was lucky to escape with his bag of cat litter said: “At first I thought he was just a bad driver aiming for the drive-thru McDonalds along the road, but next thing you know, tins of Felix were raining on me from all directions.”
The Tescos, in the home town of Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson, was closed immediately pending police investigations. Jeremy was said to be outraged - he hadn’t done his weekly shop; and exasperated – he thought everyone knew a Rolls Royce is useless for that kind of thing, you need a Range Rover or at the very least, a Mitsubishi Evo and what was the stupid man thinking?
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