Monday, 1 June 2009

Monica Lewinsky Back in White House?

You can't keep a good woman down, or so the saying goes (ED: I think the saying should be rephrased in this instance) and it would seem that secretaries with the right qualifiations are in short supply in the White House, resulting in a recall for the compliant and helpful Ms. Lewinsky.

The President's Office are re-recruiting many former aides and colleagues of various Presidents, believing their input will be vital to avoid making the same mistakes as previous administrations.

Reports that President Obama has also employed Ms. Lewinksy's nan have been strongly denied, although not as strongly and vehemently as the reports suggesting there is a position for Dan Quayle.

2 comments:

klahanie said...

My reliable sources have indicated that there is strong possibility of Monica making a return to the Oral Office.
Our sources contacted Monica for a comment regarding this. She evidently said she was contemplating such a move but would have to swallow her pride (or something like that). Now, because I do not wish to be tempted to leave any silly innuendoes....I shall go back to my blog:-)

Jaye said...

I just knew you wouldn't be able to resist this one, lol.