Sunday Supplement: Celebrity Wiff Waff, Round Five

With the semi-final looming, Karen Pickering became the sixth celebrity voted off the new celebrity reality show that has captured the imagination of the viewing public, drawing in audiences of up to twenty!

However, controversy has hit the tournament, as Gethin Jones made it through to the next round again, even though he was once more disqualified, this time for stuffing his face full of the eigthteen dishes of strawberries and cream before anyone else could get a look in.

With Karen up against pop princess Su-Elise Nash, the judges faced their toughest decision yet. However, since Desmond had been clearly been biased towards Su-Elise from the start of the tournament, it came as no surprise that she made it through.

The girls were very evenly matched in every department. Wardrobe, particuarly, had made a huge effort to ensure the competitors would not be hindered by the malfunctions both girls had previously suffered and introduced white airtex polo shirts and navy blue knickers to be on the safe side, much to Nicky's disgust.

But the forums have been split in two, with half saying they're disgusted that Su-Elise was sent through again, when clearly she is the least popular and the other half complaining that Gethin should be automatically placed in the bottom two if disqualified, particularly as both Su-Elise and Karen had thrashed him. This was countered by the other half of the forum, who said that his demolition of Gordon justified his place, together with the close win against Madonna, although they did concede she seemed a little bit distracted by the young, hot, young, fit, young, hunky looking, Adonis-like Welshman, repeatedly asking him to speak to her in his native tongue. In, or with, anyway.

Boris appeared on the sister magazine round up show "It's All a Bit Wiffy" to re-iterate how the scoring system worked (points for points scored and victories timeds by the points deducted for lost points and losses added to the judges scores for techical merit, presentation and bravery less the points scored (or deducted) for calories counted correctly (or wrongly) added to the viewers vote.)

"The aim of the earlier auditions was to ensure, as I'm sure you recall, a high standard of play to begin with and as such, all the matches and the decisions that followed would be very close. There is no truth to the rumour that Gethin is about to pull out of the tournament, he's winning enough points in every other department to make up for the loss of points for disqualification."

The judges have the power in the play off to put through who they feel deserves the place most, be it the most technically gifted or the most technically gifted, even if the competitior may be lacking in the charisma or passion that excites the public so much. Roll on the semi!