Jelly fish off the coast of Japan are staging industrial action in the run up to Christmas, and fought back today against being caught, chopped into cubed oblongs, wrapped in plastic and forced into brightly coloured cardboard packets.
A spokesman for the jellyfish, Mr Wobble, said his members were increasingly frustrated at the bad press their species attracted, and where would childrens' birthday parties be if it weren't for them?
Ice cream company Walls are said to be considering contigingency plans in case the action does mean a shortage of jelly, including looking at alternative quorn substitutes.
"It's ironic that the weather and water conditions in the breeding grounds this year mean there is an explosion in numbers and sizes, which has impacted on the trawler men's performance." said a gleeful Sir David Attenborough, who has always maintained a hearty dislike of jelly and has long since campaigned against the practice of making it.
A Japanese trawler man commented: "We're going to need a bigger boat."
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