Ah elephants. Thanks for the reminder. I haven't been the same since 'Nellie' the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus. Have you heard about the proposed Canadian version of the show? (besides me, there are actually other Canadian celebrities..I state ever so modestly). In the proposed Canadian version of the bush tucker trial, contestants will be subjected to a 'sing-off' by William Shatner and Celine Dion. If the celebrities eardrums can withstand William's 'singing' for more than ten seconds; they will win luxury meals for the entire camp. In regards to Celine's squawking; they only have to listen for five seconds:-)
Well 'The Buble' is from Vancouver. I'll have a chat with him about going on the proposed Canadian version. Hope he doesn't get too 'star struck' when I phone him:-)
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Ah elephants. Thanks for the reminder. I haven't been the same since 'Nellie' the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus.
Have you heard about the proposed Canadian version of the show? (besides me, there are actually other Canadian celebrities..I state ever so modestly).
In the proposed Canadian version of the bush tucker trial, contestants will be subjected to a 'sing-off' by William Shatner and Celine Dion.
If the celebrities eardrums can withstand William's 'singing' for more than ten seconds; they will win luxury meals for the entire camp. In regards to Celine's squawking; they only have to listen for five seconds:-)
What about The Buble? I'll watch if he's on it as well as you!
Well 'The Buble' is from Vancouver. I'll have a chat with him about going on the proposed Canadian version. Hope he doesn't get too 'star struck' when I phone him:-)
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