Monday, 2 November 2009

Rooney's Baby Makes His Debut. Awwww.

Wayne and Colleen Rooney are the proud parents of a beautiful baby boy this evening.

Kai Wayne is said to be the spitting image of his dad, weighing in at a svelte 16lbs 10oz. A steady stream of family and friends have inundated the family home with presents and Domino's said they quickly sold out of their special Baby Meal.

Mother and baby are said to be doing well. Kai, at any rate, has already worked his way through fifteen cream buns, four Kentucky family buckets and ten litres of coke in a sterling attempt to follow in daddy's footsteps.

Wayne is reportedly over the moon.

2 comments:

klahanie said...

Hi Jaye,
Wow! Now isn't this cause for celebration; especially for shareholders of KFC and 'coke'. I hope you were meaning a certain soft drink.
Out of curiosity, can one be under the moon?

Jaye said...

Showaddywaddy were Under the Moon of Love, does that count?? :) and yes, I did mean the soft drink!