Thursday, 12 November 2009

Stars looking to learn to speak proper like what they should.

Kerry Katona is looking to kick start her media career by learning to speak like Katie Price.

Ironically, Katie Price was hoping to do the same by learning to speak like Kerry Katona, and hopes to emulate her by winning I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here on her second attempt, having been lured back into the jungle by the promise of a huge packet, which some people believe contains a lot of cash.

The Queen is said to be watching the outcome of the electrocution lessons with interest, since she has long been advised to speak like what the rest of her subjects do, to maintain a closeness in the special relationship.

However, Ant and Dec have said that the electrocution lessons were specifically for Katie only, and seem to think the only word Katie would be uttering would be along the lines of "Aaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!"

2 comments:

klahanie said...

One is most impressed with this articulate posting.
I am shocked to find out that Katie and Kerry want to speak like each other.
Then again, I reckon Ant and Dec need some electrocution lessons. Trying to understand what they are saying, is right up there with having 'Gazza' in my living room explaining to me the wonders of the North East.
That's right, I'm, 'daft as a brush', whatever the heck that means:-)

Jaye said...

ah, Gazza, now why haven't we seen him on any of the reality shows yet!